Keyboard collided with coffee.

Be back later.

Christmas tree.

My father and stepmother didn't put one up this year because of my grandfather's knee replacement and all that. They needed to leave the space open.

So, this evil Santa bastard dropped a goddamn tree on the roof for Christmas.

A big goddamn tree. On the roof.

What a way to wake up on Christmas morning, eh?

There's some pretty major roof damage, some siding damage, some window damage, some wall damage (more than just your crack in the bathroom when you're pooping ), lots of cut up hunks o' wood on both sides of the street now, and some worry about rain leaking through. But the house appears to be structurally safe.

Next year, y'all better make sure you have a tree or Santa's going to give you one.

I'm poking through the Groups list, but I was wondering if any of you know of some awesome groups to check out.

So, what say you?!

Uhm.

Yeaaaaah. Go in for a drug test tomorrow for a new position at the ol' factory. As long as everything pans out, it's a more stable position and I should be able to work more than three weeks before getting laid off again.

This will be the first time I've worked a "morning" job. Weeeeird.

Mostly disappearing to my dad's house for the rest of the week. I'll be pokin' around, though.

(Oh, and I'll probably get a forklift certification before I get a driver's license. )